I really wish all these straight kids would stop coming up with bullshit labels like recipsexual. Like u only experience sexual attraction after u find out someone like u congrats I like
Vegetables but not squash does that make me a nosquashivore? Stop appropriating language from the lgbt community and accept your straight privilege.
#straight privilege #lgbt #everyone doesn’t need a label

wendyandmarvin:

Are you kidding me. Are you freaking KIDDING me. Fifteen years we’ve been speculating on why Red gave up being Champion to live all the way out on godforsaken Mt. Silver, and as it turns out, it had nothing to do with him being a mysterious loner, or wanting to challenge himself, or getting stronger, or escaping any old demons from his past.

NOPE. As it turns out, Mt. Silver was just the only place on the goddamn map where Red could find 880 lbs. of food every day to feed his greedy fucking Snorlax. That’s all. That’s it. Mystery solved.

There are not words for how done I currently am with this series. Fuck it. I give up. Done. I’m out.

(via dion-thesocialist)

Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday read-through to start. There were always a lot of noisy ‘comedy bits’ going on in that room. Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and loud and ‘unladylike.’

Jimmy Fallon, who was arguably the star of the show at the time, turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said: ‘Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.’

Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. ‘I don’t fucking care if you like it.’ Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit …

With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it …

— From Bossypants. I think about Amy Poehler not fucking caring if you like it at least once a week, so I decided to put this here for safekeeping. (via katiecoyle)

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manicpixeldinosaur:

EA is basically doing the equivalent of when you tell your teacher you totally wrote the paper that was due today, but your printer broke and you can turn it in next week

playstationpersuasion:

connorkawaii:

[sports game appears on E3]

ok bathroom break

LMAO

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